Summer up

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Summer is all most here. That means it is time to make sure everything is summer ready for all those pool parties and other outdoor entertaining.

outdoor/indoor collection – Ionia


Today,we are featuring these awesome performance fabrics from Osborne & Little.

These beautiful textiles are perfect for either outdoor or indoor use. Yes, you can have beautiful fabrics outside with no worry. And if they look good outside, just think how great they will perform inside with the children, pets, and other stain makers. The Ionia Collection features Ithaki, with an ikat design, on the chaise and Zante on the pillow. Just looking at it makes we want a big glass of iced tea.

Considering the rise in temperature lately, I am definitely thinking more pool time is a must. And when you have great fabrics that are no fuss -it makes living less of a fuss.

You can see the entire collection of performance fabrics at ID Collection.

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SPAMMENT

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For the non-bloggers out there, spamments are SPAM that appear on websites. They are disguised as friendly comments. Some people call them “ham”; some refer to them as “yam.” I prefer to use the word “Spam,” as I only like ham on holidays.

Typically the comments are something like this: “My first time here. I really like your site. And let me tell you, you have hit the hammer upon the head. I am no expert, but you really sound like you know what you are talking about. This has been helpful to me. I will be back more soon. Keep on keeping up.”

When you initially read a comment like this, you think, “Wow! That’s so nice! Someone is actually reading my stuff. Obviously, they are not from here because this English doesn’t sound quite right. How exciting to have a following overseas!”

Unfortunately, it turns out that these things are merely computer-generated comments that pick up on SEO words. These seemingly nice comments are actually hiding RSS feeds. So when you post these comments showcasing how fabulous your writing is, you are really adding their RSS feed to your site. And usually those hidden feeds are coming from places like BUY MICHAEL KORS CHEAP, MONTCLER AT UNBELIEVABLE PRICES, and UGGS LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN.

I am glad I figured this out before posting one particularly nice comment. It linked to male enhancement products.

But you know what? Some days when I have had a particularly rough go of it or when I am trying to express to a friend that I love him, but he hurt my feelings, and for some strange reason it is now coming out months later (out of context and in a voice I no longer recognize as my own because the pitch has gone up and the words form what seems like a never ending sentence), well, sometimes those computer-generated comments make me feel a little happier and warmer. Like I’m eating a Pop-Tart.

So today, let’s try and be more like Spamments (without the SPAM). Spread some love and try and listen more closely to what those around you are trying to say. Even if they’re not as clear as they mean to be, chances are their RSS feeds offer something more genuine than fake Michael Kors.

I’m also happy to report that I will be seeing Priscilla Queen of the Desert tonight. I can walk to it from my house, and I need some songs and drag to get me out of this funk. Until next week!

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Keep your chin up

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Happy weekend!  It is a beautfful day in Dallas.   I hope you all have plans to enjoy the majority of the weekend outdoors.  You know this type of weather won’t last long.

Before you start your alfresco weekend, please click here and enjoy the lastest post on the D Home blog.

Cheers!

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Want to look like a celebrity?

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I guess that all depends on the celebrity. But who doesn’t want to look better and feel like a pampered celebrity?

I suggest you head over to see my friend, Dr Vu Ho, at his VIP event
tonight from 6 to 9 pm. Think signature drink, delicious bites, and 20% off skincare.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if that were not enough, he is also offering discounts on services. Yes, discounts on Botox, Juvederm, Radiesse, Belotero, Micropeel packages, and even on surgical procedures.

Wonder how I maintain my youthful appearance? And no, I do not have a portrait locked away in an unused room like Dorian Gray.  Just ask Dr. Ho. He has been treating me like a celebrity for years.

And speaking of treatments, I just tried a new one from Dr. Ho. More about that later. Trust me. You will want to read about it.

For now, hit the toll road and go see our friends tonight at Beautiful Faces.

You can thank me later.

 

XO,

SB

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Recap: Spring Social

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After a long week of meetings and such (with and such being a mood-ruining email from known egocentric with possible Mommy issues), I needed to blow off some steam.

We were also keen to don our best country club chic attire for the Spring Social at Zaza, which for me meant the perfect opportunity – if not the only – for me to wear those turquoise pants.  They did garner some attention, but when walking the dog around Fair Park prior to leaving, maybe pants that emit their own special glow, might not be the best choice.

So we arrived after some bites at Mr. Mesero.  As we walk in, my partner stops to introduce me to someone,” Hi, so and so, I want you to meet my partner, Jeff.” They were like, “We have met before, but last time your name was Jim.”  Yes, two years in, people, and I don’t even want to know what Freud would have said about that tongue slippage.

Anyway, I looked around to gauge the barometer of the party. I promise you, this is not the opening line of a joke your father would tell you.  A little person, a pony, and a monkey walk by.   And I think to myself, this is going to be so much better than watching House Hunters International.

Now before you think I am completely and totally unPC – the “little person” was apparently a regular and very nice. The pony, I’m still pretty much clueless about that part, but it didn’t stop me from having my picture taken with said animal.  And the monkey was none other than self-proclaimed gas monkey, Richard Rawlins, from Fast and Furious.

Combine all that with DJ Lucy, who was spinning some particularly good tunes, nice weather, pretty people, and a drink that would knock Lilo off her heels – you have the making of a great way to end  the day, or as we like to call it, just another Wednesday night in Dallas.

So next time you receive a maligning email from the person you file under “Products Not to Sell,” go out and realign your inner self.  You never know when the next time you will be at a party where you can mingle with a reality star and a pony at the same time.  Outside of Vegas that is.

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Give it to me

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Yes, I know I have been away for a week or two, but I just had to find some inspiration.  I love talking about interior design and the latest fabrics, but we all need a break from the ordinary every now and again.

You just can’t have a bad day looking at this.

So what did I do? And where did I go to get my brain back in drive mode?

I think I summed it up pretty well here. Read it now, ya’ll.

Please enjoy. And as always, have a great Friday.

XXOO,

SB

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